Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the fairest of us all?
Mirror mirror vote for me
Your call will cost you 80p
Or you can text A, B or C
Mirror mirror let’s be fair
A subsists on light and air
And one single wrinkled prune
Find out how she does it on
Boneisbeautiful.com
Mirror mirror B looks nice
She gets by on herbs and ice
Eaten every other day.
Find out what she has to say
On leanandlissom.co.uk
Mirror mirror I am C
I take only lemon tea
A plum, a nut, a garden pea
Mirror mirror on the blink
Tell me what you truly think
Mirror mirror this I vow
I’ll swallow only feathers now
I’ll stick my finger down my throat
Mirror, as you cast your vote
Mirror mirror on the line
It is make-your-mind-up time
Your call will cost you 80p
Or you can text A B or C